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Praise for The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson
“A little raunchy and quite funny.”
—The New York Times Book Review
“Hysterically funny.” —Seventeen
“Hilarious!” —USA Today
“We’re talking laugh-till-the-soda-comes-out-your-nose-humor.”
—Chicago Tribune
“Refreshing.” —San Francisco Chronicle
By Louise Rennison
ANGUS, THONGS AND FULL-FRONTAL SNOGGING
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I’M NOW THE GIRLFRIEND OF A SEX GOD
KNOCKED OUT BY MY NUNGA-NUNGAS
DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS
AWAY LAUGHING ON A FAST CAMEL
THEN HE ATE MY BOY ENTRANCERS
STARTLED BY HIS FURRY SHORTS
LOVE IS A MANY TROUSERED THING
STOP IN THE NAME OF PANTS!
ARE THESE MY BASOOMAS I SEE BEFORE ME?
WITHERING TIGHTS
A MIDSUMMER TIGHTS DREAM
TAMING OF THE TIGHTS
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Cover art © 2006 by Howard Huang
Cover design by Sasha Illingworth
Copyright
On the Bright Side, I’m Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
Copyright © 2001 by Louise Rennison
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Rennison, Louise.
On the bright side, I’m now the girlfriend of a sex god ; further confessions of Georgia Nicolson / Louise Rennison.
p. cm.
Summary: Fourteen-year-old Georgia continues her diary in which she records her misadventures trying to reclaim the attention of seventeen-year-old Robbie, while coping with her friends, family, and dog-like cat Angus at the same time.
ISBN-10: 0-06-447226-4 — ISBN-13: 978-0-06-447226-5
Epub Edition © MAY 2013 ISBN 9780062300270
[1. Dating (social customs)—Fiction. 2. Best Friends—Fiction. 3. Friendship—Fiction. 4. Diaries—Fiction. 5. Family life—England—Fiction. 6. Humorous stories, 7. England—Fiction.] I.Title.
PZ7.R2905On 2001
00-047958
[Fic]—dc21
CIP
AC
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Revised edition, 2006
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